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Welcome to Lunatic Astrology Readings
Time Your Best Life
2025 HOROSCOPES ARE AVAILABLE AT PRESALE PRICE UNTIL NOV 1st
BUY THE ALL SIGNS BUNDLE or JUST ONE SIGN!
2025 promises to be one of those Years we will not forget! Neptune and Saturn shift for test-the-waters trip into Aries, Jupiter exalts himself in Cancer, Mars haunts Cancer for four months, Pluto settles into Aquarius and eclipses shift into the new Virgo-Pisces axis. Phew!
Learn how to handle this whole new world with my private sale only (never on You Tube) deep dive yearly horoscopes! Each zodiac sign comes as an up-to-2-hour-long audio and video downloadable AND also as access to the private video housed on on my channel.
At your suggestion, the forecast content is organized by quarters (Jan - Mar, April -June, July-Sept, Oct - December) and is accompanied by a PDF guidebook for each sign. This presale pricing never returns and is my yearly fundraiser to buy equipment and hire helpers!
Once you order, you will get a PDF download document from me with my private contact information in case your delivery does not arrive on time (or goes to spam)! -- The final product will be delivered to you by email on November 17th when production is finished.
Skip the Line!
For an Urgent and Laser Focused Session
Premium priced for a 60 minute session catered to your immediate needs and urgent questions and a laser focus in our time together. Because my wait list is often months long, this reading puts this booking on a Priority Pass Calendar reserved for quick access to me. These are limited to 8 slots per month. Predictive tools used are solar revolutions, solar arcs, distributions through the bounds, annual profections, zodiacal releasing and good old transits.
$497 USD
All Readings are recorded by me and sent to you same day for download. CURRENTLY BOOKED OUT UNTIL JAN 1 2024. New spots open in FEB,
Discover the True You
Astrology readings are divine treasure maps. In this 75 minute treasure hunt we will explore the hidden talents and nuggets of pure soul gold mapped out in the natal chart. The value of this exploration is often found in the recognition of not only the potentials, but also self-defeating personality habits that a chart reveals -- along with the code to freedom from these old patterns that are usually karmic. We also cover the most active sky stories in the two years ahead. Most clients leave this session feeling as if they have for the first time been given a road map of their highest potential and a deep and clear understanding of their life mission.
- Techniques used include: planetary aspects and patterns, lunar phase at birth, prominent fixed stars, the minor asteroids and centaurs, Sabian and Chandra degree symbols, your oriental planet and tools that address the soul's intention and karmic patterns.
A Road Map for Right Turns
In a time of great calamity, knowing how to wisely navigate the terrain of your life is essential. You can take a path of effortless green lights, grace-filled right turns and high speed flow if you know what obstacles and detours to avoid and what best directions to take. In this 60 minute session we will explore the power of divine timing to help you make the best of the turning point choices in the year ahead. The goal is simple: Who would you be if you followed the path of your highest destiny, especially when it seems the collective sky in falling? Or as poet Mary Oliver wrote, "Tell me, what do you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" 60 min.
- Timing techniques include: progressed lunar phase, Hellenistic time lord techniques such as distributions through the bounds, zodiacal releasing, and profections, plus solar arc, solar return and secondary progressions, and transits.
The Business Reading
In our 60 minutes together we dive deep into the soul of your business based on the dates of domain registration and/or incorporation. We will look at how your natal chart connects to you business charts as well as use electional astrology to choose best times for launches, promotions events and expansion of your business in the two years ahead. Techniques include time lords, solar arcs, distribution through the bounds, zodiacal releasing and transits.
The Relationship Reading
In our 60 minutes together, we will investigate the compatibility and longevity between you and a romantic partner. Strengths will be highlighted, along with areas where friction is most likely to happen. The karmic reason for the relationship will also be addressed in depth, along with any major turning points in the year ahead. This reading is good for new or longstanding relationships. However you must have the birth data of time, day, month, year and PLACE of the other person's birth, as well as same data for yourself. Techniques used: Zodiacal release of the lot of eros, synastry and composite charts, and transits to the Davidson Relationship chart. If you have a day, time and year of meeting each other, an inception chart will also be used. If this is a marriage, a chart for the day and time of the wedding will be included.
YOUR SOLAR RESET POWER
Ancient astrologers recognized that each birthday, as the sun returns to its exact position by degree that it occupied at the time of your brith, a chart can be cast that is an astoundingly accurate map of your year ahead themes and events. Called a solar return, or solar revolution, this chart can literally provide detailed guidance for each of the 12 months ahead, with clear suggestions of where success is most likely to happen, and where challenges are also indicated along with effective solutions. Techniques include time lord analysis, comparison to natal chart potentialities, annual and monthly profections, solar arc directions.
About ME
LORI LOTHIAN - TYPE A HIPPY, MISTRESS OF MAGIC, SEER
Thirty years ago I landed a gig ghost writing sun sign paperbacks for a famous and untimely deceased astrologer. Tossed into the deep end of learning astrology, I fell in love with the sacred language of celestial bodies. In 2018 a string of synchronicities led me to study the traditional wisdom of ancient astrology . I now read natal and predictive sky stories for clients worldwide using the techniques of Hellenistic and Babylonian astrology.
My hope for you in a session with me is that I can show you what I call the SUPERIOR PATH ahead. In every moment we choose and in so doing, we branch in a new future direction in the multiverse. Astrology can help you choose wisely.